Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Ole Miss Sorority Rankings Update Part 2
Number 1: Miss Mary Ann Mobley-Collins
Okay to be able to beat out Olivia Manning which is literally Miss Ole Miss, you've got too be good right? I mean you would have to be like the most original girl from Mississippi. Like Miss Mississippi. Like the first Miss Mississippi to ever win the Miss America pageant. Like the original Elvis girl.
Monday, August 18, 2008
Ole Miss Sorority Rankings Update Part 1
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Number 2: Miss Olivia Williams-Manning
Yeah you guessed. Another great looking woman. Another sweet southern belle. Another sorority girl from Mississippi.
Mrs. Manning beats out the other Mrs. Manning because of two reasons.
1) She is a proven winner.
She has successfully given birth to two super bowl MVP quarterbacks. Abby has yet to do that, but we are rooting for her.
**Also as a side note. If Eli is having trouble getting her pregnant, we at “rate your classmate” are more than willing to step in and help out. It’s not because Abby is hot, it’s because we are team players and don’t ever forget that.**
2) She married Archie.
Ole Miss wouldn’t be known as Manning U with out ole Archie. Think about it. Here you are living in Philadelphia, MS one day helping mom and dad at the old Williams country store and the next you’re dating arguably the most famous SEC quarterback of all time. Wow that was a no brainer.
Olivia was born and raised in Philadelphia, MS May 19, 1949 so that makes her uhhh…..(we failed college algebra freshman year too)…uhhh 59!!! Her momma was crowned May Queen while attending East Central Junior College while her daddy helped run the Williams Brothers Store. Sounds like their conversations around the table were intellectual. Maybe that’s why Eli was such a genius?
Regardless, she was h-o-t hot while she was part of Delta Gamma’s Alpha Psi chapter. The thing that probably makes her the hottest is her gracefulness. She sits there quietly and watches “the boys” play their football. Like other Ole Miss DG’s, we believe she is hottest when she says these words. Just kidding. We at rate your classmate think Delta Gamma is great and can’t wait to write our review of them in the upcoming weeks.
Listen how graceful she is...
Coming in at a charming number 2, Miss Olivia Manning.
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Number 3: Miss Abby McGrew-Manning
That's right. It's that simple. You marry into the Manning family, you automatically get bumped up past the hundreds of thousands of women who attended Ole Miss. I guess it doesn't hurt she doesn't look bad either.
Friday, August 15, 2008
Number 4: Miss Kate Jackson
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Number 5: Miss Susan Akin
Hello again and welcome back to our first of five countdown to the all time greatest Ole Miss women alumni.